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Cruise Mid-Cut from Pistol Pete

July 7, 2012 Comments off


Since the invention of the square cut (or mid-cut)I can’t say that I’ve seen a more innovative designs than from Pistol Pete. The Cruise mid-cut men’s swimsuit is a perfect example of this. Because they rely on a fabric with a high Nylon count (92%), these will make even the most invisible butts look like you could bounce a quarter off of them. As with the 3 other Pistol Pete swimwear outfits I have, they can stretch!

Even though about 0.01% of us look as good as the models (I don’t qualify either), I would definitely recommend being in prime physical shape before pulling this outfit off in public. If you have big thighs, these all might crawl up your leg and that’s not a pretty picture. So get the brief version instead. If you feel that the belt is a little too much, it can be easily removed. They do run small, so size up if you’re on the borderline.

I got this mid-cut on sale at


Shock Jock Bikini from Andrew Christian

July 1, 2012 Comments off


Remember the end of “Boogie Nights” when Dirk Digger whips out his cock and puts it back in his pants like he’s tucking in his shirt? Every man, woman, gay/straight, all had the same reaction….”Holy $h1t’, was that his….? Think on that wavelength when you slide into a pair of these apply named men’s swim brief, the Shock Jock Bikini from Andrew Christian. With the padded cup in the front, you will look like a porn star….at least from the mid-section area.

As for anything I’ve ever had from Andrew Christian, the quality is at the pinnacle of the industry. The Sport Tec fabric completely molds to your body like a glove and feels unbelievable when your swimming. The padded cup is removable, but why would you….if you got it flaunt it, right? It’s not uncomfortable and doesn’t cramp your junk and after having these on for a bit, you won’t even notice it.

I’ll break these out at the low-key beach spots or when the wife and I go on cruises with a primarily older crowd. So use common sense on where you want flaunt these. Even though they offer plenty of coverage, it’s the side view that could bring attention you may not want. An overlooked feature is that do have maximum UV protection and will not fade.

If you want to be bold, these definitely don’t disappoint.

N2N Popsicle Bikini

June 1, 2012 Comments off


If you’re feeling narcissistic on summer day and want attention, slide into these mens Popsicle Bikini swim briefs from N2N and head to the beach/lake. It’s probably a good idea to stick to the adult areas to maintain etiquette because these are eye-catching, no matter color you get.

In classic N2N fashion, these are a helluva of lot larger on the model than in reality. It appears as though the bikini could be a 2″ side. Wrong…more like 1-1 1/2″. However, I would never question N2N’s quality because these are very well made and priced right.

The Popsicle bikini is closer to a tanga bottom, as the cut offers modest-to-minimal rear coverage but if you tie the drawstring tight it actually adds a little lift. The front pocket fits the package just right, but the extremely well endowed might be exposed. Either way, definitely trim up and use a high SPF lotion, because the sun will shine on everything!

Speedo Thong

May 2, 2012 Comments off


Definitely not for the conservative sunbather, but quite a comfortable option in the right setting of course. Speedo owns the brand name to which all skimpy swimwear is referred to in the US, but most people wouldn’t know that they actually make them in a thong too. Obviously these are designed with their dual blend nylon-Lycra, but they are a great underwear choice when its hot and humid. Not chaffing and perfect fit!

I typically wear these during the summertime when I work in the yard and sweat constantly….under my shorts of of course.;)

It’s hard to find them these days, but Int’l Jock still carries them (I think).

2xist Core Swim Brief

April 7, 2012 Comments off


A classic swim brief that should be a staple item in any mans suitcase or gym bag. Practically seamless on the main garment and the waist band doesn’t give you a mushroom appearance. Soft, comfortable Nylon/Lycra blend with about a 3″ side and full butt coverage. The leg holes are flexible, so if you have muscular thighs, these fit perfect. The drawstring is an outboard style, which I’m not crazy about but it serves it purpose.

I would call these the “family beach brief”. As a freak, I’m all about people wearing what feels good and looks good, but as a father I do adapt to my environment. Anyone who has an issue with someone wearing these on the beach is a “tight-ass” and therefore their opinion doesn’t matter.

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