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The Perfect Bubble Butt from Manstore Guywear

April 16, 2013 Comments off


For those of us who are genetically challenged in the posterior, I have found the answer. The M275 Brief by Manstore is the best butt-enhancer for men that I have encountered to date. Why? It’s made with a blend of polyamide/elastane, which means you can wear it under sportswear or a mid-cut swimsuit with worrying about it acting like sponge. It doesn’t move around one bit and is completely discrete.

They are a little pricey, but you get what you pay for and definitely hang dry them….no tumble dry!
I had to order the from Europe, because I have seen them in the US yet.

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PS> Sorry for being slack about writing, but there’s thing called Pinterest that my wife got me hooked onto. I thought it was a just picture website for women to collect ideas for recipes and home-makeovers. Wrong! It’s crack, uber-addictive and will make 3 hours disappear in seconds.





Cruise Mid-Cut from Pistol Pete

July 7, 2012 Comments off


Since the invention of the square cut (or mid-cut)I can’t say that I’ve seen a more innovative designs than from Pistol Pete. The Cruise mid-cut men’s swimsuit is a perfect example of this. Because they rely on a fabric with a high Nylon count (92%), these will make even the most invisible butts look like you could bounce a quarter off of them. As with the 3 other Pistol Pete swimwear outfits I have, they can stretch!

Even though about 0.01% of us look as good as the models (I don’t qualify either), I would definitely recommend being in prime physical shape before pulling this outfit off in public. If you have big thighs, these all might crawl up your leg and that’s not a pretty picture. So get the brief version instead. If you feel that the belt is a little too much, it can be easily removed. They do run small, so size up if you’re on the borderline.

I got this mid-cut on sale at

Flashback Basic Trunk from Andrew Christian

March 24, 2012 Comments off

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The Flashback “Bubble Butt” Basic Swim Trunk is probably one of the more innovative clothing items ever made for men. I ride bikes and take spin classes regularly and yet I still have no ass. It’s genetics I guess. So if you’re in the same boat as me, this is your swimsuit! It’s no BS, these add about 1 inch of rounded rump to your physique.

They do take some getting used to as the lifting support feels like a tight jock strap. Make sure to get the right size, because these bands can chafe the bottom part of your butt (especially when wet). I wouldn’t recommend them for active wear either for that same problem. But if your casually hanging out at the beach or pool, they’re perfect and are certainly flattering to the posterior. The material is premium and contours exceptionally well, so it works for almost all body types.

Andrew Christian is a pioneer in this industry and I’ve got quite a few other items from them of which are all top quality. If you’re on a budget, don’t fear the sticker shock because as the saying goes, you get what you pay for. I went the “knockoff” route before and that was a waste.

Just about all the established sites sell them, but you buy them in their LA retail stores or their website: Flashback Basic Swim Trunk by Andrew Christian

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